What if I said that you could become rich and marginally famous by fixing two major problems like homelessness and traffic?

Don’t think it’s possible?

Well have you ever been stuck in a traffic jam on the highway and wondered, gosh there must be a faster way?

Ever seen a homeless person on the corner street and wished you could do more than just give him a couple bucks and wish him luck?

Well then you my friend are the perfect candidate to take part in my new business/non-profit called Homeless Pool.

Last week, I paved the way to fame and fortune by cornering a very lucrative market of Holiday music, as I introduced the rockingest Thanksgiving Jingle this side of the Macy’s day parade. This week I’m completely outdoing myself by solving, oh just two little problems you might have heard of: Homelessness and Traffic.

Paul, what’s Homeless Pool and how does it fix my traffic and homeless problems?

First, great question. Second, let me tell you.

Homeless Pool is a service that pairs weekday drivers with local homeless people, creating a carpool literally forged from heaven.

HOW HOMELESS POOL WORKS

For a small monthly fee, you will have an assigned homeless person waiting for you every morning at your front door, ready to ride with you to your job. With your trusted companion sitting in your front seat, now you can watch that Red Sea part as you cruise down a magical piece of pavement called the carpool lane. Wave to all those selfish-single-suckers stuck in the freeway parking lot, as you and your homeless person laugh and drive all the way downtown.

When you arrive at work, your homeless person will spend there day outside surrounded by businesses, making their panhandling much more lucrative and then be back to the car by 5:00. Also, your homeless traveling companion will be paid quite handsomely by Homeless Pool. Thereby, allowing the homeless to work while you drive to work.

SOUND TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?

It’s not. And apart from the financial and traffic-splitting benefits, imagine how both the business man and homeless man will benefit in so many more important ways as their relationship blossoms;  conversations enriching and teaching both sides. Lives will literally be changed, whilst in transit.

Homeless Pool – Say no to traffic. Say no to homelessness. Say yes, to changing lives.

If you want to sign up,  let me know in the comments below.